My tribe

Ever since my mother called me "Mary Legs" I have made it my life goal to become a Native American. I really thought I would be an Indian. I began my collection of Indian dolls, I traveled to South Dakota, and I even made friends with a Native American girl and went to a powwow. I thought I was legit. But then I hit the double digits and realized I was not Native American, but just plain American. So while I still have my Indian doll collection, I gave up my goal to become Native American. But here is a list of some tribes I belong to:

the tribe of believers
the tribe of photographers
the tribe of excess shoppers
the tribe of book readers
the tribe of coffee drinkers
the tribe of frugalists
the tribe of unskilled drivers
the tribe of travelers

All of this is me, but in another lifetime it probably would've included the tribe of Native Americans.